Pooper Paper

 So, I was visiting a local stationery store and as soon as I walk in, I see a giant display advertising "PooPooPaper". I start to read the labels and I soon discover it's made out of REAL, GENUINE ELEPHANT POO. Fantastic.


Let's take a couple of steps back now and really think about what I just said. There is paper made out of an animal's feces being sold in an actual store for profit. I'm all for supporting the environment and minimizing the effects of the human race and pollution by recycling and re-using stainless steel water bottles, but I draw the line. I used to have this notebook made completely out of recycled paper and bananas - it was kind of cool; it was not edible though, just saying. I just don't understand the point of making paper made out of poop. Is someone trying to make a statement? Because I'm not getting it.

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